Once upon a time, there were three obsessive-compulsive opossums named Ollie, Oscar, and Otis. They each had their own unique way of building their homes. Ollie was obsessed with yams, so he decided to use them to build his house. Oscar had a thing for cleanliness and hoarded toilet paper rolls, so he used them to build his house. Otis was a construction worker and had access to concrete blocks, so he built his house out of them.
One day, a kleptomaniac crack head named Carl stumbled upon their neighborhood. He had a reputation for stealing things from unsuspecting victims, and he immediately set his sights on the opossums’ homes.
Carl tried to break into Ollie’s yam house, but the yams were so slippery that he couldn’t get a grip on them. He then tried to break into Oscar’s toilet paper house, but the rolls were so tightly packed that they wouldn’t budge. Finally, he tried to break into Otis’ concrete block house, but the blocks were too heavy for him to lift.
However, as Carl struggled to break into the houses, the opossums suffered from their uncontrollable flatulence. Every time they got nervous or scared, they would release a burst of gas that was so powerful it knocked Carl off his feet. He was unable to withstand the constant onslaught of flatulence and eventually gave up his attempts to break into the opossums’ homes.
From that day on, the opossums lived in peace and security in their unique homes. They were grateful for their flatulence, which had saved them from the kleptomaniac crack head.
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